Fail...with a Capitol F

I am sure you all are perfect and have never gotten the bad wife award. 

This week I got it. 

Since you all are wonderful and have never gotten this award I think I need to explain what exactly it is. 

It is where somehow all the laundry piles up. All the dishes pile up. Stacks of papers start forming what seems to be like everywhere in your entire house. The pantry is practically empty. Oh look the fridge is pretty empty too! 

And then you hear a voice from the kitchen 

"honey.....who puts an empty jug of milk in the fridge???!!!" 

You think to yourself 

"I swear I still had milk left, I swear there was no laundry to do yesterday, I swear I just did the dishes etc etc." 

and then you realize...Epic Fail! 

None of that was ever true.

Watching Smash, Modern Family, Mindy Project, The Walking Dead, The Ultimate Fighter, and New Girl happened instead. Not to mention that you spent way too much time playing Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends. 

My husband after last nights empty milk carton question he proceeded to VERY, VERY kindly inform me I had been slacking on some wifely duties. Don't worry folks, I told him I was a bad wife and had been slacking before he said it. He just repeated what I had said back to me. Oh, and half the time he does the laundry and the dishes...he's a fab husband and just sarcastically, jokingly, but serious mentioned the wifely duties thing. 

So, here I am blogging. 

I did load the dishwasher, and there is a load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. I am hoping to redeem myself a little bit by getting some things done. Maybe I'll even throw some dinner in the crockpot! A little Overachieving can't hurt right??

Time to go make the hubby a sandwich...

Oh shoot! I never pulled the sandwich meat out of the freezer.

EPIC FAIL.

Hopefully next week is better.

:-)